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I hope Allen Onyema secretly met with Prince Harry and agreed a deal with him that looks something like this

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Air Peace is offering Harry and Meghan two free flights from London to Nigeria a year

[2] Air Peace will become the official airline of the Invicta Games

[3] Nigeria will host the Invicta Games once every two years and Air Peace will be responsible for flying in all athletes

[4] All Invicta Games athletes will wear Air Peace logos on their kits

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Palace and Bournemouth begin a tug of war for Elijah Adebayo as Luton face relegation

ENGLISH Premier League sides Crystal Palace and Bournemouth have become locked in a battle to secure the signature of Nigeria-eligible striker Elijah Adebayo following the almost certain relegation of his side Luton Town.

 

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President Tinubu should help King Charles resolve his dilemma by appointing Prince Harry as Nigeria’s investment ambassador plenipotentiary with a remit to attract at least $50bn in foreign direct investment annually

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Were I in President Tinubu’s shoes, I would cash in on this Prince Harry’s visit big time. I would call King Charles III and tell him I have a global role for his son, so all that pondering about how to mend fences is now over

[2] I would offer Harry and Meghan a palatial home in Abuja and a budget of about $1m, with a mandate to attract foreign direct investment (FDI) of at least $50bn a year

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National Bureau of Statistics report reveals that inflation has soared by over 100% over the last year

NIGERIANS are facing a very bleak summer period as the cost of basic foodstuffs has soared by over 100% over the last year and looks set to continue spiralling for the foreseeable future according to a recent survey published by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS).

 

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Harry and Meghan will not meet with Tinubu as their visit is a private and not an official one

 

BRITAIN'S Duke and Duchess of York Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will not be meeting with President Bola Tinubu during their three day visit to Nigeria because their trip is a private and not an official one according to  high commission in Abuja.

 

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President Tinubu needs to build on the CBN's ban on the spraying of naira by sending a bill to the National Assembly that will compel Nigerians to invest that money in cooperative societies

Ayo Akinfe

For starters, we need mega manufacturing plants in the following sectors:

[1] Okada riders
[2] Fabric retailers
[3] Cocoa farmers
[4] Automobile spare parts traders
[5] Luxurious bus companies
[6] Fishermen who use trawlers
[7] Generator distributors
[8] Livestock herdsmen who use animal feed
[9] Major microphone users like churches and mosques
[10] Food crop farmers who use fertilisers

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I hope that President Tinubu’s recent bilateral summit with the prime minister of the Netherlands involved a deal asking for Dutch investors to come invest in a Nigerian seed company to produce hybrid seedlings

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Cocoa - We need to boost our annual harvest to 1m tonnes from the current 330,000 tonnes

[2] Rice - We need to boost our national harvest to 10m tonnes from the current 4m tonnes

[3] Sugarcane - We need a 10m tonne crop, up from the current 38,000 tonnes

[4] Palm oil - We need to boost output to 20m tonnes from the current 1m tonnes

[5] Wheat - We desperately need to boost production to about 10m tonnes from the current 60,000 tonnes

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Tinubu ends speculation about his whereabouts as he arrives back in Abuja from Holland

PRESIDENT Bola Tinubu has ended speculation about his whereabouts and returned to Nigeria after a two-week absence that saw him visit Saudi Arabia and the Netherlands flying into the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja.

 

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I hope President Tinubu realises that he needs to back up the construction of the Calabar to Lagos Expressway with a comprehensive Nigerian Atlantic Seaboard policy

Ayo Akinfe

[1] We appear to have finally woken up to the economic potential of Nigeria’s Atlantic seaboard. We have 853km of coastline, which is a cashcow and goldmine. We should consider the construction of the Lagos-Calabar Expressway as the first step of a major action plan

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Now that we have an international chef of global repute in Hilda Bassey, Nigeria’s government should make her the poster girl of our foods and use this lady to push our products into global markets

Ayo Akinfe

Food items we can package as fast food king of like pizzas, kebabs and McDonald’s:

[1] Abula

[2] Suya/asun/kilishi

[3] Pepper soup

[4] Jollof/fried rice

[5] Moi-moi and ogi

[6] Gari and fish

[7] Nkwobi

[8] Fried yam and akara

[9] Yam porridge

[10] Pounded yam and egusi

Here is the strategy:

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