Ayo Akinfe

[1] Ban the import of everything but essential items like medicines and heavy machinery

[2] Stop exporting crude oil as production costs may soon exceed world prices. Only refined products will be exported from henceforth

[3] End the federal allocation formula as there will be no money to share soon anyway at this rate

[4] Ask every company that has sold a finished good to Nigeria over the last 10 years to come and open a manufacturing unit there

ENGLISH Premier League giants Tottenham Hotspurs have stepped up plans to sign Nigerian striker Victor Boniface from German side Bayer Leverkusen during the forthcoming summer transfer window.

Ayo Akinfe

[1] This Germanic fighting spirit is something we desperately need in Nigeria. Within five years, they had gone from bombed ruins to a nation of industrial estates. By 1954, just nine years after the war, West Germany actuality won the Fifa World Cup

[2] Most shockingly, Germany managed to develop herself into the world’s third largest economy behind the US and Japan within two decades

GOVERNOR Siminalayi Fubara of Rivers State and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) minister Nyesom Wike have held a reconciliatory meeting in Abuja as part of a plan to resolve their differences and restore normal governance to the state.

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Unfortunately, the last decade or so has been the most divisive in our history. When you look at the lingering effects of the Fulani herdsmen crisis, it is clear that we are now a highly traumatised nation in desperate need of healing

SUPER Eagles midfielder Wilfred Ndidi will be free to leave relegated English Premier League club Leicester City for a token fee because his new contract has a clause stating that he can be released if a suitor pays €9m for his services.

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Pass a law making your state of birth your state of origin

[2] Pass a law making it compulsory to grant indigent status to anyone who has lived in a state for five years

[3] Categorise the use of the word tribe as hate speech. Only animals live in tribes. Europeans never refer to themselves as coming from tribes. Using the word tribe should attract a 12 month jail sentence

NIGERIA-eligible striker forward Eseosa Sule could be moving to the English Premier League next season as several clubsides including Newcastle United and Brentford have signified an interest in securing his services.

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Every Nigerian landlord shall install a solar panel on their property to help address the power crisis

[2] Nigerians should only hold parties abroad in exotic locations like Dubai and Seychelles if local facilities such as Obudu Cattle Ranch, Idanre Hills, Tinapa, etc are not available

ENGLISH Premier League giants Manchester United have apparently agreed to the phenomenal wage demands of Super Eagles striker Victor Osimhen accepting to pay him £300,00 a week if he moves to Old Trafford next season.