Would you all find it acceptable if I said that on today Palm Sunday, I discovered the River Niger Scrolls which contained St Paul’s Letter to Nigerians

Ayo Akinfe

[1] You are among the most important Gentiles on earth because your church is destined to be the largest on the planet. This places a huge burden upon you

[2] You are the largest black nation on earth and occupy the heart of Africa in the centre of the earth. You shall build the largest of churches and the biggest prayer grounds

[3] You shall generate more wealth than any other nation on earth through the unprecedented collection of tithes. With such wealth, you will build great edifices

[4] You shall build a massive black empire south of the Sahara of 1trn humans. Like the kingdom of Israel, it shall be a prosperous nation of immense wealth

[5] You shall use capital generated from tithes to build power plants, manufacturing facilities, shipyards, high speed railway lines, trans-continental highways, etc

[6] You shall built the world’s largest conglomerate known as Man of God PLC which shall dominate the manufacture of electric automobiles, tropical pharmaceuticals and solar power

[7] You shall merge with your neighbours and build the world’s largest solar farm in the desert. It will generate enough electricity to power the entire universe. Like the children of Israel did during the exodus, you will show how to live in the desert

[8] Because half of your numbers are Muslims, you will become the epitome of religious tolerance and moderation. You shall overcome all the religious differences you have

[9] You shall realise the dream of those who sought to build the Tower of Babel by building spacecraft that can travel at the speed of light and make contact with extraterrestrial beings from other planets and far-flung solar systems

[10] You shall be a country of many nations where Jew and Gentile live together as neighbours and brethren. Every Negroid person on earth will regard Nigerians their ancestral home

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