Given that Meghan is 43% Nigerian we should have plans to cash in on the global marketability of the Sussex’s

Ayo Akinfe

[1] Were I Nigeria’s foreign minister, I would immediately appoint Meghan as our global investment ambassador

[2] I would offer Harry and Meghan a palatial home in Abuja and a budget of about $1m, with a mandate to attract foreign direct investment (FDI)

[3] They would have an annual target of attracting at least $50bn in FDI and diaspora investment

[4] They will also be mandated to hold their Invicta Games in Nigeria once a year

[5] Given that they will no longer work with the British royal family anymore, we will get them to work with Nigerian monarchs. Their role will be to get every single one of Nigeria’s traditional rulers to attract investment into their domain

[6] I would pay Harry and Meghan a 10% commission for any investment they attract

[7] I would also ask them to create an African Traditional Rulers Association. Its mandate will be very simple - Africa accounts for 18% of the world’s population but 3% of its trade and 1% of its manufacturing. All three figures must match by 2030 and attracting FDI is the way to do it

[8] They will also head an African Wildlife Directorate. Its mandate will be to end the export of exotic African animals like lions, elephants, giraffes, cheetahs, zebra, etc. If anyone wants to see African wildlife let them visit our continent

[9] Harry and Meghan will also publish a book on the British colonisation of Nigeria. Half of its proceeds will go to the Nigerian treasury

[10] In 2030, Nigeria will then host a rapprochement between Harry and his dad. We will invite the whole world to see him dobale for the king and make peace