Now that Mama Queen has been laid to rest, let us launch a new equity-based relationship starting off with this British-Nigerian Island Hoping Tourism Agreement

Ayo Akinfe

[1] British tourists will be offered a 10-island African holiday involving spending at least one night in each location. Nigeria will bring 10 African islands into this agreement

[2] Islands involved in the package shall include Madagascar, Seychelles, Cape Verde, St Helena, Sao Tome & Principe, Comoros, Mauritius, Reunion, Canary Island and Madeira. British tourists who want localised holidays in just one part of Africa, will be free to opt for that

[3] Air Peace will be responsible for all flights and transportation under the package

[4] UK tourists will not need a visa for such holidays

[5] UK hotel chains, hospitality companies and restaurant chains will be given 50 year land leases to expand into these African islands and into Nigeria

[6] Nigeria will float a dedicated cruise company to facilitate this island-hoping holiday for those interested in making the trip by sea

[7] Tourists who come on holidays for five successive years will be granted automatic citizenship allowing them to settle in any of these islands if they so please

[8] British companies who hold annual general meetings or staff get-togethers on any of these islands will get a 20% discount

[9] Ship captains who operate this cruise line that services the islands will be licensed to conduct weddings aboard their ships

[10] One division of the Nigerian Army will be located to each island to offer security